Well, this week, I opened up my garage door and found this guy on my driveway. His name is Jorge.
(Just in case you can't see this video, it's a huge effing snake, okay?)
I asked my mom if it's a boa constrictor or an anaconda. She said something like "Oh Danielle, that's just a little garter snake"- doubt it. Then she said that if I found it around a towel, I should check to see if there's a little snake family living there. So, basically, I'm never leaving the house again.