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Friday, January 21, 2011

Because I am awesome

Yep, that's right. I'm awesome. Well, Jill thinks so, at least. That's why she's awarded me the
Memetastic Award


When you look at that award, you hear angels singing, right? I know, I totally do, too. Weird. See that dancing kitty at the bottom? Awesome. Oh, and the shooting star? Also awesome!

Jill created this award, and that means she makes the rules. Here they are:

1. You must proudly display the absolutely disgusting graphic that I have created for these purposes (put it in your post, you don't have to put it in your sidebar, I think that would seriously be asking too much). It's so bad that not only did I use COMIC SANS, but there's even a little fucking jumping, celebrating kitten down there at the bottom. It's horrifying! But its presence in your award celebration is crucial to the memetastic process we're creating here. If you need a higher resolution version... I totally have one!!

2. You must list 5 things about yourself, and 4 of them must be bold-faced lies. Just make some shit up, we'll never know; one of them has to be true, though. Of course, nobody will ever know the difference, so we're just on the honor system here.

3. You must pass this award on to 5 bloggers that you either like or don't like or don't really have much of an opinion about. I don't care who you pick, and nobody needs to know why. 

Ok, here are my 5 statements. Only one is true. Or is it? (see what I did there?)

1. Once I was busted, down on bourbon street; set up, like a bowling pin
2. Once I was performing at the super bowl with Justin Timberlake and he ripped off my top and my boob popped out.
3. Once I was interning at the White House with Clinton and I learned how to "blow" smoke rings with a cigar
4. One time I made out with one of the groomsmen that was in my wedding
5. One time this girl named Billie Jean told everyone she was my lover, but I told them she's just a girl who claims that I am the one


Passin' it on:
Jen at The King and Eye
Kathy at Butterfly Moments
Jen at Living Life with a Side of Autism
Heather at Living, Learning, Laughing and Loving with Autism
Sherri at the Claw


Word.






You click and I smile. It's that simple. Let's do this.

12 comments:

jillsmo said...

#1 is my favorite!!!!!!!!

But you knew that it would be.

Jessica said...

Autism parents are a crazy bunch, look what Jill does, leading us all down her crazy, tacky meme path. For some reason, with this award, I feel a huge sense of accomplishment every time my name is NOT on the list of those it is given too.

jillsmo said...

It's funny how often people have been saying that, Jess

Lynn said...

You made out with one of your groomsmen at your wedding? Is Greg still not reading your blog?

Dani G said...

Lynn, which one's Greg?

Big Daddy Autism said...

AT YOUR OWN WEDDING! I like you.

sherri said...

wow. Billie Jean did the same gotdamned thing to me. i hate her. i hope i'm a blogger you like, and not one of the other two options. thanks! can't wait to display some comic sans on my blog!

Heather said...

Dani, I love you.

Nuff said.

(Oh and not just because you allowed me to put that fantastic image on my own blog.)

JennieB said...

I heard that's why Brittney broke up with Justin. True story.

Cheryl D. said...

I think I saw you on with Justin Timberlake! Did the piercing hurt?

@jencull said...

FINALLY, I get tagged for this, thank you (I will remember!!). Loving your 5, I had better get my thinking cap on :) Jen

tulpen said...

So freaking funny!!

Your wedding sounds like it was a good time!

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