So, I walk into the classroom to pick up my girl from school and as soon as she sees me, she shouts, "mommy!!" (so cute, I know). And some kid goes, "ha ha she just said mommy." The teacher says, "yes, [little bird] says lots of words." And the kid goes, "no she doesn't!! she can't talk!" please go back and read that with a snotty, obnoxious five year old boy voice. And the teacher goes, "yes she does, and it's not nice to make fun of our friends." She was pretty cool about it. I, instead,
shot fire out of my eyes at this little f*cker made eye contact with the kid letting him know that that was not cool and that he had made a mistake. Big mistake, kid. Huge.
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
The day a 5 year old became #1 on my sh*t list
Something happened to me for the first time today. I witnessed a kid making fun of my Little Bird. I never thought this would happen to us because we are the cool kids. I mean, we're pretty cool. Plus, thus far, my bird has been around kids who have been pretty cool with her differences: they might ask some questions, but they're generally okay with it all.