"I'm all dressed up
to be who you want
me to be"
I've been working on condensing photo albums, so I'm going through a lot of photos. A couple days ago Little Bird grabbed this old photo (I'm talking 10+ years old).
We two Jews thought it would be fun to take a picture with Santa. So, the bird grabs the pic and says "this is mommy. this is daddy." I asked "and who's this?" pointing to the (probably deadbeat alcoholic perv) guy in the middle. Without missing a beat she shouted "eskimo!"