"Why not say it like it is?"
Found this on a neighbor's mailbox while out on a walk. Sometimes you can just never have enough kitsch.
In honor of my mother who worked for 15 years as a stewardess- DO NOT call her a flight attendant. My dad was a passenger late for his flight and bumped onto her plane. True Story.
My my, how things have changed. Found this card in Little Bird's new Old Maid game. Apparently if you lose, you become Bill Clinton on safari.